☆ NO MORE HEROES Kink Meme Open ☆
heyitscharchar:
Hey, No More Heroes fandom.
I made it.
I made a kink meme. (Here: ★)
Seeing that a masterpiece such as No More Fluff (You know. That one fic with Travis and Kirby the pink blob thing. Doing stuff.) exists, I figured that there needs to be more smut fanfiction in general for this glorious fandom. Seriously. There are too many interesting characters and not enough people making them touch down.
So here’s hoping for more No More Heroes fanfiction. Make it happen, fandom.
(via virosus)
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virosus:
heyitscharchar:
virosus:
heyitscharchar:
missusdeadchildren:
virosus:
missusdeadchildren:
Stranger danger? Ho shit, son. I might need an adult.
I’m eighteen. I AM AN ADULT.
HOW ARE YOU ALL OLDER THAN ME. STOP…
NO, KINA, NO. YOU NOT FORTY-YEAR-OLD MAN IN BASEMENT. SORRY, BUT YOUR E-PEDO APP HAS BEEN DENIED. COME BACK IN OVER 9000 YEARS.
BUT I AM IN BASEMENT. WHAT. CHAR-CHAR NO. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAND OUT BLOW POPS AND TOUCH CHILDREN IN THEIR UTERUS. I CAN BE OLD TOO.
THE ADULT WORLD IS A CRUEL PLACE AS DICTATED BY THE DARK LORD. WE MUST KEEP THE YOUNG ONES SAFE FROM THE INFLUENCE OF THE BASEMENT. CATCHER IN THE RYE AND ALL THAT STUFF.
CATCHER IN THE RYE kHKdhsdd I AM NOT GOING TO FIGHT A PROSTITUTE OVER FIVE DOLLARS. CHAR-CHAR I WANT TO COME OUT OF THE BASEMENT. AND NOT MEET THE DARK LORD BUT BE ADULT.
WHAT IS THIS TALK OF LITERATURE I AM READING? NO OF COURSE NOT YOU’RE GOING TO FIGHT HER JOHN FOR FIVE DOLLARS IT WILL BE YOUR AMAZING MEMOIR AND IT WILL BE TITLED WHEN I WAS BABBY. NO YOU MUST STAY ON THE RYE FIELD ALICE IN WONDERLAND COMING OF AGE STRUGGLE.
virosus:
missusdeadchildren:
Stranger danger? Ho shit, son. I might need an adult.
I’m eighteen. I AM AN ADULT.
HOW ARE YOU ALL OLDER THAN ME. STOP BEING LEGAL. I NEED TO CATCH UP.
NO, YOU WILL STAY BABBY FOREVER. WE NEED SOMEONE TO BE THE BAIT FOR THE WHITE, WINDOWLESS E-VANS LURKING AROUND.
Stranger danger? Ho shit, son. I might need an adult.
I’m eighteen. I AM AN ADULT.
IT APPEARS THAT SOMEONE HAS SOLICITED SOME OF DEM TOUCHDOWNS
A word from a dearest anon has informed me of a desperate plea for sexytimes between two lovely characters in the form of an anonymous ask.
And for once, it actually isn’t me.
Vinnie-mun very disappoint. Therapist!Anon #2 strikes again.
hipstervinnie:
pettyartist:
jessilla:
kawaiismutt:
clickmist:
alexzand3r:
jesus christ our sex ed teacher actually and literally showed this to us today. i could not stop laughing what is even going on
(in the video there’s a sound problem, change the quality to 240p for it to work)
What did I just….
oh my god
………….
What
…I… what
OH MY GOD
WHAT DID I JUST
MARY OVER HERE JUST HAD A RIGOROUS NIGHT WITH HER PUPPY DOG.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Title: Heavenly Star - Genki Rockets (No More Heroes OST)
11 plays
legendary-25:
HOLY SHIT. P.C.P.?! I thought that was a muscle relaxant! Holy shit, I got practice comin’ up in five minutes! What am I gonna do?
What— What’s happening to me?!
Whoa. Whoa. Like, dude. What the fuck.
My face. It’s so soft. And so is yours. Let me— Lemme touch your face, brah. Lemme just— Touch your—
When—? When did my hands getso big? *breaks down crying* Why are my fucking hands so big? Dammit! My hands. My hands. My hands. All over the wall. One. Two. Three. Four. All on the wall. In pink.
Who will marry me now? My life is a wreck! Dammit, I just want my shoes back. Shoes back. Walk back. Welcome home. Welcome home. Welcome home, son.
Guys. Guys. Are you all still there? Don’t leave me here. With the hands.
Guys?
HELP
help
This is apparently what’s happening over at the SD High RP.
heyitscharchar:
A SOFTER CHAD.PNG
Edit: Someone get this reference.
OH SHIT BOY HOLD UP IS THAT A SH2 REFERENCE I SEE THERE?
Fuck Everything Post/Explanation for Why I’m Not at School Today
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